{"id":1619,"date":"2018-03-13T09:15:10","date_gmt":"2018-03-13T08:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/?p=1619"},"modified":"2018-03-13T09:15:10","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T08:15:10","slug":"10-embertipus-akivel-talalkozol-ejjel-buli-utan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/2018\/03\/10-embertipus-akivel-talalkozol-ejjel-buli-utan\/","title":{"rendered":"10 embert\u00edpus, akivel tal\u00e1lkozol \u00e9jjel buli ut\u00e1n"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fdiakszemmel.hu%2Findex.php%2F2018%2F03%2F10-embertipus-akivel-talalkozol-ejjel-buli-utan%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n<p><strong>Amikor m\u00e9sz haza k\u00e9s\u0151 este vagy \u00e9ppen kora reggel, megvannak azok a klasszikus arcok, akik ilyenkor szembej\u00f6nnek.<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ismer\u0151s valamelyik?<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Aki &#8222;eggyel t\u00f6bbet ivott a kellet\u00e9n\u00e9l&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki misszi\u00f3n van: biztos, hogy hazajut. Csak \u00e9pp \u00fagy megy, mint egy statiszta a walking dead-b\u0151l.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3oEjI9T0ixjZCFwi8U\" width=\"480\" height=\"466\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Az \u00e9hes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki valami eg\u00e9szen d\u00f6bbenetes m\u00e9ret\u0171 zacsk\u00f3val t\u00e1vozik a gyors\u00e9tteremb\u0151l, vagy legal\u00e1bb k\u00e9t gyros van a kez\u00e9ben.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. A szamarit\u00e1nus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki seg\u00edt hazajutni annak a m\u00e1siknak, aki l\u00e1that\u00f3an sokkal rosszabb \u00e1llapotban van.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/l4EpfnNsdc0aR7QT6\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Az \u00fat k\u00f6zep\u00e9n s\u00e9t\u00e1l\u00f3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki \u00fagy \u00e9rzi, \u00f6v\u00e9 a vil\u00e1g, \u00e9s az \u00fattest k\u00f6zep\u00e9n s\u00e9t\u00e1lgatva halad az ir\u00e1ny\u00e1ba, puszt\u00e1n az\u00e9rt, mert megteheti.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/HVr4gFHYIqeti\" width=\"480\" height=\"192\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. A lopkod\u00f3s<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Az arc, akinek \u00e9jszaka valami\u00e9rt szimpatikus lesz, hogy k\u00f6zleked\u00e9si t\u00e1bl\u00e1kat, mozd\u00edthat\u00f3 \u00fatjelz\u0151ket elvigyen rendeltet\u00e9sszer\u0171 hely\u00fckr\u0151l. Ez az a dolog, ami kiz\u00e1r\u00f3lag \u00e9jszaka t\u0171nik viccesnek.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/sChfKN0DQOV7q\" width=\"480\" height=\"323\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. A k\u00fczd\u0151s<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Akinek valami\u00e9rt mindenk\u00e9pp bele kell k\u00f6tnie valamibe, ha embert nem tal\u00e1l, j\u00f3 lesz valamilyen t\u00e1rgy is.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. A k\u00e9s\u0151 esti dolgoz\u00f3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1t igen, \u0151 nem bulib\u00f3l j\u00f6n. Az \u00fattiszt\u00edt\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Az alv\u00f3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki t\u00faljutott az els\u0151 pontban eml\u00edtett f\u00e1zison, \u00e9s valahol egyszer\u0171en elaludt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. A besz\u00e9lget\u0151s<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aki valami\u00e9rt lemaradt a t\u00e1rsas\u00e1gt\u00f3l, \u00fagyhogy most veled akar besz\u00e9lgetni. Ideges\u00edt\u0151, \u00e9s nyilv\u00e1n nem veszi \u00e9szre, hogy te nem v\u00e1gysz a t\u00e1rsas\u00e1g\u00e1ra.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Az \u00e9nekl\u0151k<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lehet egyed\u00fcl is, de \u00e1ltal\u00e1ban ink\u00e1bb csoportban van, a legklasszikusabb r\u00e9szeg: az \u00e9nekl\u0151.<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.studentproblems.com\/end-of-night-encounters\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">studentproblems<\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fdiakszemmel.hu%2Findex.php%2F2018%2F03%2F10-embertipus-akivel-talalkozol-ejjel-buli-utan%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amikor m\u00e9sz haza k\u00e9s\u0151 este vagy \u00e9ppen kora reggel, megvannak azok a klasszikus arcok, akik ilyenkor szembej\u00f6nnek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1620,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[39,602,603],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-szorakozzunk","tag-buli","tag-ejjel","tag-haza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2018\/03\/ejjel_haza.jpg?fit=800%2C430&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7SAqx-q7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}