{"id":5532,"date":"2022-03-04T13:22:19","date_gmt":"2022-03-04T12:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/?p=5532"},"modified":"2022-03-04T13:22:19","modified_gmt":"2022-03-04T12:22:19","slug":"es-te-miert-kestel-a-legorultebb-valaszok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/2022\/03\/es-te-miert-kestel-a-legorultebb-valaszok\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9s te mi\u00e9rt k\u00e9st\u00e9l? A leg\u0151r\u00fcltebb v\u00e1laszok"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fdiakszemmel.hu%2Findex.php%2F2022%2F03%2Fes-te-miert-kestel-a-legorultebb-valaszok%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n<p><strong>Reddit-en azt a k\u00e9rd\u00e9st tette fel valaki, hogy mik voltak a leg\u0151r\u00fcltebb v\u00e1laszok, amit di\u00e1kok, vagy \u00e9pp tan\u00e1rok adtak, amikor elk\u00e9stek \u00f3r\u00e1r\u00f3l. Olvass\u00e1tok a v\u00e1laszokat, van k\u00f6zt\u00fck n\u00e9h\u00e1ny vicces t\u00f6rt\u00e9net.<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Az egyik di\u00e1k nem j\u00f6tt be az els\u0151 \u00f3r\u00e1ra, de a tan\u00e1ra k\u00e9s\u0151bb aznap l\u00e1tta az iskol\u00e1ban. Megk\u00e9rdezte, mi\u00e9rt nem j\u00f6tt be az els\u0151 \u00f3r\u00e1ra. A v\u00e1lasz az volt, hogy a tehen\u00fck \u00e9pp ellett, \u00e9s seg\u00edtenie kellett.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5533 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=450%2C314&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=300%2C209&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=110%2C77&amp;ssl=1 110w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=420%2C293&amp;ssl=1 420w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=617%2C430&amp;ssl=1 617w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=24%2C17&amp;ssl=1 24w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=36%2C25&amp;ssl=1 36w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/boci.jpg?resize=48%2C33&amp;ssl=1 48w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Bocs\u00e1nat, \u00e9pp megsz\u00f3lalt az egyik kedvenc dalom a r\u00e1di\u00f3ban, amikor leparkoltam&#8221; &#8211; mondta a tan\u00e1r, aki 5 perc k\u00e9s\u00e9ssel \u00e9rt be \u00f3r\u00e1ra.<\/p>\n<div class=\"banner_wrapper\" style=\"\"><div class=\"banner  banner-2270 bottom vert custom-banners-theme-default_style\" style=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2018\/08\/diakmunkat-_keresel.gif?fit=728%2C90&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" \/><a class=\"custom_banners_big_link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.multijobisz.hu\/?utm_source=diakszemmel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/a><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Az egyik di\u00e1k nem \u00e9rt be \u00f3r\u00e1ra egy es\u0151s napon. A t\u00f6bbiek csendben dolgoztak, 5 perccel kics\u00f6nget\u00e9s el\u0151tt kiv\u00e1g\u00f3dott az ajt\u00f3, bel\u00e9pett a k\u00e9s\u0151, t\u00e9rdig vizesen, teljesen el\u00e1zva. A tan\u00e1r megk\u00e9rdezte, mi t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt vele. &#8222;Megpr\u00f3b\u00e1ltam r\u00f6videbb \u00faton j\u00f6nni&#8221; &#8211; volt a v\u00e1lasza, \u00e9s le\u00fclt a hely\u00e9re. Ebb\u0151l azt\u00e1n sz\u00e1ll\u00f3ige lett az iskol\u00e1ban.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5534 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=451%2C322&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"451\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=110%2C79&amp;ssl=1 110w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=420%2C300&amp;ssl=1 420w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=602%2C430&amp;ssl=1 602w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=24%2C17&amp;ssl=1 24w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=36%2C26&amp;ssl=1 36w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/rovidebbut.jpg?resize=48%2C34&amp;ssl=1 48w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tan\u00e1rseg\u00e9d voltam akkor m\u00e9g, \u00e9s suliba menet az \u00faton egy csoport csirke t\u00e9bl\u00e1bolt, nem akartak arr\u00e9bb menni. Nem lakunk olyan kis v\u00e1rosban, \u00e9s \u00e9n elakadtam egy csapat csirk\u00e9ben. Gondoltam, hogy ezt senki nem fogja elhinni nekem, de mikor be\u00e9rtem, a tan\u00e1rnak, akin\u00e9l a gyakorlatom v\u00e9geztem, m\u00e9gis az igazat mondtam. Mire megsz\u00f3lalt: &#8222;ne is mondd, azok a csirk\u00e9k borzaszt\u00f3ak, egyszer k\u00f6rbevettek a McDonalds parkol\u00f3j\u00e1ban \u00e9s nem tudtam elindulni. Ne is t\u00f6r\u0151dj vele.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5535 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=451%2C322&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"451\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=110%2C79&amp;ssl=1 110w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=420%2C300&amp;ssl=1 420w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=602%2C430&amp;ssl=1 602w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=24%2C17&amp;ssl=1 24w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=36%2C26&amp;ssl=1 36w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/csirke.jpg?resize=48%2C34&amp;ssl=1 48w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Egy tan\u00e1r mes\u00e9li, hogy az egyik di\u00e1k azzal indokolta a k\u00e9s\u00e9s\u00e9t, mert a rend\u0151r\u00f6k meg\u00e1ll\u00edtottak, mert olyan kacskaring\u00f3san haladt a biciklivel, hogy azt hitt\u00e9k, ivott. Kider\u00fclt, hogy csak es\u0151 ut\u00e1n voltak, \u00e9s az \u00fat televolt csig\u00e1kkal, \u0151 pedig azokat ker\u00fclgette, de a rend\u0151r\u00f6s intermezzo annyi ideig tartott, hogy elk\u00e9sett a sulib\u00f3l.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Egy els\u0151 oszt\u00e1lyos gyerek t\u00edz perc k\u00e9s\u00e9ssel \u00e9rkezett, bel\u00e9pett az ajt\u00f3n, \u00e9s azt mondta: Eln\u00e9z\u00e9st, de m\u00e9g ki kellett sz\u00edneznem egy nyuszit.&#8221; &#8211; ez a kedvenc\u00fcnk, ezent\u00fal mi is ezt akarjuk haszn\u00e1lni, ha elk\u00e9s\u00fcnk valahonnan!<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/teachers-share-students-excuses-being-late-true\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BoredPanda<\/a><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fdiakszemmel.hu%2Findex.php%2F2022%2F03%2Fes-te-miert-kestel-a-legorultebb-valaszok%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit-en azt a k\u00e9rd\u00e9st tette fel valaki, hogy mik voltak a leg\u0151r\u00fcltebb v\u00e1laszok, amit di\u00e1kok, vagy \u00e9pp tan\u00e1rok adtak, amikor elk\u00e9stek \u00f3r\u00e1r\u00f3l. Olvass\u00e1tok a v\u00e1laszokat, van k\u00f6zt\u00fck n\u00e9h\u00e1ny vicces t\u00f6rt\u00e9net.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5536,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[443],"class_list":["post-5532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-szorakozzunk","tag-vicces"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/diakszemmel.hu\/wp-tartalom\/uploads\/2022\/03\/kesni_orarol.jpg?fit=800%2C533&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7SAqx-1re","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5537,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions\/5537"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diakszemmel.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}